1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,280 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:09,080 Flint, Thea, and Eulara facing down a group of cultists who are now charging towards them. 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:14,280 I just whisper, glow motherfuckers, and I, and I cast fairy fire. 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,600 They say, wait, you don't run. 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,039 Four of the other ones rush forward ahead of them. 6 00:00:20,039 --> 00:00:22,559 They can't hurt me anyway. I'm in the front. Don't worry about it, guys. 7 00:00:22,559 --> 00:00:27,839 In a series of eight scimitar attacks that they rolled with advantage. 8 00:00:27,919 --> 00:00:32,000 The first one runs forward and starts swiping at you, 9 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,119 but you just absorb this energy. 10 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:41,679 Eulara, out of the corner of your eye, you think you see a dark shadow. 11 00:00:41,679 --> 00:00:44,120 Guys, I think someone's getting away. We have to stop them. 12 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,120 Girl, what you talking about? 13 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,240 Could we just pretend we didn't see you? 14 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,879 We're not going to let you go. 15 00:00:49,879 --> 00:00:52,280 Just going to rip his weapon out of his hand. 16 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:56,159 Maybe slap him lightly. 17 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,240 So you have a prisoner now. 18 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,600 We take prisoners. 19 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,560 It's a new thing we're trying. 20 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,880 All right, so let's keep going to the sacrifice chamber then, Stefan. 21 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,520 Yeah, OK, great. 22 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:11,480 And as you step down that way, the jacquorn kick back on. 23 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,879 You guys keep walking. 24 00:01:12,879 --> 00:01:17,520 Eulara, you feel like you hear something behind you. 25 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,520 So I say, did you guys hear that? 26 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,760 Can you hear that? 27 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:25,200 And I kind of have stopped and am like not totally turning around. 28 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,640 You two don't hear Eulara. 29 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:32,760 Eulara turns and looks behind her and then looks back. 30 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,960 And she is in a dark, silent hallway. 31 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,879 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 32 00:01:38,879 --> 00:01:41,599 We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast. 33 00:01:41,599 --> 00:01:43,439 And I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 34 00:01:43,439 --> 00:01:45,600 And with me today is Tom Blair. 35 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,640 Hey, that's me. 36 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,159 Up first this time around, because Amy's too busy laughing. 37 00:01:50,159 --> 00:01:52,520 I play FlintFirebeard. 38 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,480 And Carla Johnson. 39 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,439 That Amy and her laughing so charming. 40 00:01:57,439 --> 00:01:58,760 Russ thinks so. 41 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,840 I play Eulara Moonbrook. 42 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:04,200 And Amy More. 43 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:09,400 I like to mouth the words so long when Russ says the intro. 44 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,840 And I didn't think he noticed until right now. 45 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,800 And I play Thea Amastasia. 46 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:19,040 I know, but my head is so small in that teeny tiny thumbnail picture. 47 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:23,439 And then there's the thing called peripheral. 48 00:02:23,439 --> 00:02:25,079 Do I do a lot of head movement? 49 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:27,560 Yeah, you're real sassy with it. 50 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,079 We're actual play podcast. 51 00:02:30,079 --> 00:02:33,280 If you want to see Amy make fun of me in person, 52 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,639 you can visit our Patreon, Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragoncast. 53 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,879 Boom, we get like a ton new pages. 54 00:02:38,879 --> 00:02:41,039 All the new pages. 55 00:02:41,039 --> 00:02:42,120 Oh, I'm there. 56 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,240 Just a dollar a month. 57 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:49,240 You can watch these Skype calls or video recordings of the episodes we play. 58 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:53,120 They're unedited, so they're full of all that gloriousness. 59 00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:53,840 All included. 60 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,319 Russ and I trying to have a conversation. 61 00:02:56,319 --> 00:02:57,599 Just the two of us. 62 00:02:57,599 --> 00:03:00,480 Well, Tom and Carla both get watered at the same time. 63 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,719 It's weird how we did. 64 00:03:02,719 --> 00:03:06,240 OK, now I'm second guessing. 65 00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:13,040 Also, part of our patron patronage, 66 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:17,240 Patreon, we dedicate an episode to a lovely patron, 67 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,719 who today is Carla and Nap. 68 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,919 I thought it was Carla Johnson. 69 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:23,919 I think Nap. 70 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:24,759 Nap. 71 00:03:24,759 --> 00:03:25,680 Nap. 72 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,479 Either or. 73 00:03:26,479 --> 00:03:28,240 Either way, it's Carla. 74 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,759 So she's the best. 75 00:03:30,759 --> 00:03:32,520 Or one of the best. 76 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,120 She's pretty good. 77 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,319 It's all a tied one situation. 78 00:03:35,319 --> 00:03:36,560 Yes, exactly. 79 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,159 Yes. 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Let's play D&D. 83 00:03:47,439 --> 00:03:49,560 Flint, Thea, Stephen. 84 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:55,159 And Nularaaaa are still walking down the hallway. 85 00:03:55,159 --> 00:03:57,879 If I walk beside him, are we Stephen Wolf? 86 00:03:57,879 --> 00:04:00,280 And Donnie or no Donnie? 87 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,039 That's awesome. 88 00:04:01,039 --> 00:04:01,520 And Donnie. 89 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,360 That's awesome. 90 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:03,840 Yes, sorry. 91 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,919 Donnie is there as well. 92 00:04:05,919 --> 00:04:08,639 You are walking down the hall that Stephen has said, 93 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:13,960 where it is leading you towards the sacrifice chamber. 94 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,879 And you are listening to the shaking of the mountain 95 00:04:17,879 --> 00:04:20,920 above you as the japon blares again. 96 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:30,920 Outside, we see the dragons answering its call 97 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,920 and increasing their ferocity. 98 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,159 They are tearing apart ships and landing and picking people 99 00:04:37,159 --> 00:04:40,560 up and throwing them into the air. 100 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:45,759 We see the allied forces being torn apart 101 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:49,519 as the metallic dragons try their hardest to fight back 102 00:04:49,519 --> 00:04:52,480 at the increasing number of chromatic dragons. 103 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:08,439 Nularaaaa, you appear to be standing in a hall. 104 00:05:08,439 --> 00:05:11,560 And your friends, to you, appear to be gone. 105 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,040 Guys? 106 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:20,759 Your voice echoes down the hall, more so than it did before. 107 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:24,600 The sound of the dracorn that you heard briefly is gone. 108 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:31,480 OK, I'm going to try real hard to psychic link with Donnie. 109 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,639 Can I do that? 110 00:05:32,639 --> 00:05:34,959 Yeah, you sent him there. 111 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:38,840 OK, because we can communicate telepathically, 112 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:42,080 so I want to try and send him a message like, 113 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,440 Donnie, I can't see you guys. 114 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,280 I'm gone. 115 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,280 And I'm kind of freaking out. 116 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:52,160 You're sending this panicked message. 117 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,960 And while you sense that Donnie's there, 118 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,360 he isn't responding in the way that you would expect him 119 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,280 to respond to something so panicked. 120 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:04,200 In fact, he's humming a little tune inside his head 121 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:07,760 that says, I wish I could see you. 122 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:11,000 I wish I could eat Steppen. 123 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,039 He's going to taste so real good. 124 00:06:14,039 --> 00:06:18,000 I wonder if I can eat him very soon. 125 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,719 I hope we stop walking so I can eat him up. 126 00:06:20,719 --> 00:06:23,959 Donnie, Donnie, I'm not with you. 127 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:25,800 What are you, Donnie? 128 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:30,560 His song stops, and you hear a voice come from behind you 129 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,519 that says, I don't think they're going to be able to 130 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,279 respond to you right now. 131 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:42,839 OK, I mean, I guess I turn around to see what I see. 132 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:47,959 You turn, and you see a dark figure. 133 00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:53,240 Looks like he's dressed in a large black robe that 134 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,959 is shielding his face in shadow. 135 00:06:55,959 --> 00:07:00,759 In fact, he looks like he is entirely shadow. 136 00:07:00,759 --> 00:07:08,480 And he says, Nulara, you've been doing good work for me. 137 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,399 Oh, so you're responsible for this. 138 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:14,079 And I, like, point at the dagger? 139 00:07:14,079 --> 00:07:14,599 Is that you? 140 00:07:14,599 --> 00:07:15,800 This your work? 141 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,959 You could say that, yes. 142 00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:20,800 Cool. 143 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,399 So who are you? 144 00:07:24,399 --> 00:07:27,800 I am a man of many names. 145 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,520 I've been around a long time. 146 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:36,360 I've seen many people try to wield the dagger, 147 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:42,240 and none have done quite so wonderfully as you. 148 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,400 Well, I'd say thanks, but that's a terrible compliment. 149 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,480 I don't want the dagger. 150 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,800 I want to be done. 151 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:53,040 Also, FYI, your timing is fucking terrible. 152 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,960 We're trying to stop the rise of Tiamat. 153 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,120 Can you press pause on this for, like, a day? 154 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,760 Whatever this is? 155 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,960 You'll be back with your friends in just a moment. 156 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,600 Don't worry. 157 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:09,800 I feel like we can help each other in this. 158 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,040 The dagger holds a lot of power. 159 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:17,840 I see you yourself have a lot of power already. 160 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:24,760 In your moment of need, or your friend's moment of need, 161 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:32,279 the dagger will be an ally in this place. 162 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,240 And for what? 163 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,240 I can't imagine you're just giving me this power as a gift, 164 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:41,120 so, like, what's the deal here? 165 00:08:44,319 --> 00:08:52,080 The deal is every time the dagger is used, 166 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,879 my power becomes great. 167 00:08:56,639 --> 00:09:03,280 Now, that may sound like you don't really like it, 168 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:07,520 because you have yet to succumb to the dagger's will 169 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,160 that some others have previously. 170 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:18,480 But be it Tiamat or myself, I 171 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:24,759 feel like there would be more order in a regime brought up 172 00:09:24,759 --> 00:09:27,759 with yourself and me. 173 00:09:30,759 --> 00:09:31,720 Right. 174 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:38,320 So you're looking for, like, a minion? 175 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,560 No, a partner. 176 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,320 Mm-hmm. 177 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:48,120 Make a wisdom saving throw. 178 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,360 18. 179 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:53,679 You, for the first time since you've held this dagger, 180 00:09:53,679 --> 00:10:00,159 feel like what this person is saying 181 00:10:00,159 --> 00:10:05,600 is swaying your opinion of the things 182 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,519 that you have had to do and the things 183 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:15,960 that you can feel like are being suggested to you. 184 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,840 So I'm starting to feel like he's making 185 00:10:17,879 --> 00:10:19,720 he's talking some good sense. 186 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,560 Yeah. 187 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,680 You told me before that I wouldn't have to hurt 188 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:28,440 my friends, and I don't want to have to hurt my friends. 189 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,160 You don't have to hurt your friends. 190 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,560 Now or ever? 191 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:36,040 You won't have to kill your friends. 192 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:40,519 In fact, your friends can come along with you and us. 193 00:10:40,519 --> 00:10:46,120 Well, as I said, kind of busy right now. 194 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:50,960 So I'd love some help stopping Tiamat. 195 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,039 That'd be great. 196 00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:58,240 And maybe we can revisit this whole partnership idea 197 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,039 after we stop the end of the world. 198 00:11:02,039 --> 00:11:03,080 That sounds good. 199 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:07,240 Perhaps I can show you a good will of faith. 200 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:11,879 And he says, wake up. 201 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:16,519 And you are back walking behind your friends. 202 00:11:16,519 --> 00:11:21,919 You turn around and you see a skeletal figure 203 00:11:21,919 --> 00:11:30,200 standing behind you in black dragon scale armor. 204 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,480 The skin, due to time, stretched out 205 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:40,440 over this man's face, long flowing black hair 206 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:48,600 as he raises what looks like a deadly green glowing sword 207 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,680 towards you. 208 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:55,560 As he swings his blade down, you get first action. 209 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,240 Well, then I'm going to swing my blade at him. 210 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,040 Fuck that guy. 211 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,000 15. 212 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,560 Does not hit. 213 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,520 Your first hit is knocked down by his sword 214 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,360 and hits the ground. 215 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,120 Guys, we're getting attacked. 216 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:17,200 You all do hear the clang of the blade as it hits down 217 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,680 and then Nularaaaa call out to you. 218 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,360 So 22, this one. 219 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,000 That will hit, yes. 220 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,080 15 damage. 221 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,639 You strike in and find a break in his armor. 222 00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:30,840 And he says to you, it is going 223 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:36,480 to be so nice to be able to bring the decimators of dragons 224 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,560 to watch Tiamat rise. 225 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,800 And he strikes down at you. 226 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,720 First one was a 14. 227 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,920 Second one was a 25. 228 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,280 Third one was a 22. 229 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,760 I mean, the second two obviously be amazing. 230 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,160 You manage to parry the first one away 231 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,040 and the second two strikes hit. 232 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,400 One on your shoulder and one on your leg. 233 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:05,120 You take 30 necrotic damage. 234 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,360 Fuck. 235 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,600 Damn, son. 236 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:13,879 And you must make a constitution saving throw. 237 00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:15,399 Oh, my god. 238 00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:16,279 20. 239 00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:17,560 OK, good. 240 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,320 Should Donnie go now with me? 241 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,040 I think he was right beside me. 242 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,000 Yes, Donnie can go. 243 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 I mean, I'm in the way, so he's not 244 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,200 going to want to breath it. 245 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,120 So he tries to bite. 246 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,000 It's a 10. 247 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,160 He'll try again, but 12. 248 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,920 12 does not hit. 249 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,399 What a surprise. 250 00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:43,679 And are we, how wide is this hall, like 20 feet? 251 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,399 Yeah, sorry, it is 20 feet. 252 00:13:45,399 --> 00:13:46,279 Just needed to know. 253 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:47,759 I didn't want it. 254 00:13:47,759 --> 00:13:50,159 I can't just take all the damage from this guy. 255 00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:53,199 I don't want to just be the human shield this time. 256 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,199 Back to the top. 257 00:13:54,199 --> 00:13:58,679 It is Nularaaara's turn again. 258 00:13:58,679 --> 00:13:59,199 OK. 259 00:13:59,199 --> 00:14:00,319 Back to the top. 260 00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:02,079 You guys just rolled in an initiative. 261 00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:04,600 Shit. 262 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,600 Sorry, I didn't think it'd be my turn again. 263 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,000 I already shrunk my character sheets. 264 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,799 So I could look at your beautiful faces. 265 00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:16,279 23, and that is 18. 266 00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:20,919 Next attack is a 27. 267 00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:21,919 22. 268 00:14:21,919 --> 00:14:25,039 You are hitting solidly, and it 269 00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:28,360 doesn't seem like the damage that you think you're doing 270 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:33,120 is being equally distributed through to your target. 271 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,399 That seems right, damn crypt keeper dude. 272 00:14:36,399 --> 00:14:41,799 I'm going to like, sort of, can I back away? 273 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:44,480 I want Donnie to be able to try and breath weapon him, 274 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,799 but I don't want to disengage and let him attack me. 275 00:14:46,799 --> 00:14:48,799 How's that work? 276 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:51,399 Well, if you want to back away out of range, 277 00:14:51,399 --> 00:14:52,679 you would have to disengage. 278 00:14:52,679 --> 00:14:54,279 You have taken two actions though, 279 00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:55,799 so you don't have that option. 280 00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:58,279 So if you back away, then he 281 00:14:58,279 --> 00:15:00,759 has an attack of opportunity. 282 00:15:00,759 --> 00:15:02,600 I'm not really into that, so. 283 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,159 What if she just ducked as that fire breath 284 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:09,839 Yeah, just like flatten yourself on the ground. 285 00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:10,919 That's possible. 286 00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:13,719 There would probably still be a dexterity saving throw. 287 00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:15,719 The skeleton has a turn next though, right? 288 00:15:15,719 --> 00:15:17,799 So if you make yourself prone on the ground, 289 00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:18,519 you'd be like. 290 00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:21,719 It's not a great strategy in the long term. 291 00:15:21,719 --> 00:15:23,919 OK, well Donnie will try and chomp him. 292 00:15:23,919 --> 00:15:25,679 That was an eight, so that won't do it. 293 00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:26,679 Oh my god. 294 00:15:26,679 --> 00:15:31,000 And that was a crit fail, so that definitely won't do it. 295 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,759 Donnie's spooked by the sudden attack and flies wildly. 296 00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:37,720 It is Flint's turn. 297 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:42,279 Flint, you hear coming from a hall up into your left. 298 00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:45,159 You hear Drake roars. 299 00:15:45,159 --> 00:15:47,480 And you also have Stephen in hand. 300 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:52,639 So how far away am I from this black armored soul 301 00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:53,960 crepe keeper dude? 302 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,320 You were at the front, so we'll 303 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,840 say probably at least 15 feet. 304 00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:02,920 And then you're another 20 feet from the hallway 305 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,440 where you hear Drake's. 306 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,720 I'm going to shake Stephen a little and say, 307 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,120 like, who the fuck is that? 308 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,600 That's Nergoth Bladeloord. 309 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,480 And what's his deal? 310 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:20,560 He's one of the originals of the cult. 311 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,160 Oh, an OG. 312 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,080 Yeah, that's what they call him. 313 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:25,879 Original Greg. 314 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,440 I can't even handle it over there. 315 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,360 Did I notice that Nularaaais attacks didn't 316 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,840 seem to be doing as much damage? 317 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,000 Make a perception check. 318 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,519 OK. 319 00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:41,720 Oh, fuck, that's a good roll. 320 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:42,920 That's an 18. 321 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,920 Yeah, you notice her hitting pretty solidly, 322 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,040 and you don't really see any sort of usual blood 323 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,320 spatter or anything. 324 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,440 But being that you were just told 325 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,560 that he's an original Greg, it 326 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,600 could mean that he's just super strong. 327 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,960 Do I have more time to talk to Stephen? 328 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,480 How much chatting time does he have? 329 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,320 I'll give you one more question. 330 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,360 What was that other noise we heard up ahead? 331 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,279 It's the Drakes. 332 00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:09,799 New mixtape or? 333 00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:12,200 Feel like you've made that joke already. 334 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,120 Probably. 335 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:13,640 Probably, yeah. 336 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,400 We just haven't faced Drakes in a while. 337 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,319 It seems like it's fresh again. 338 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:18,480 Yeah. 339 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,319 All right. 340 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:23,240 Maybe I'll go tell them to. 341 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,759 He starts walking. 342 00:17:24,759 --> 00:17:27,079 I'll go tell them that you mean no harm 343 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,720 and that they should go back to sleep. 344 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:33,599 Are you trying to, like, ghost your boy to sleep? 345 00:17:33,599 --> 00:17:37,240 That's a 16 deception. 346 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,279 Do I have a roll against that? 347 00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:40,799 Insight. 348 00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:43,319 OK. 349 00:17:43,319 --> 00:17:46,680 Let me just go to my page here. 350 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,960 Insight. 351 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,920 So that's a, ooh, it's a 15. 352 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,839 You feel like he might. 353 00:17:52,879 --> 00:17:54,919 Like, you're not 100% soul, but you 354 00:17:54,919 --> 00:17:56,839 feel like he might just be like, I'll just 355 00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:58,159 go put them back to sleep. 356 00:17:58,159 --> 00:18:03,319 All right, I'm going to, as I move towards Bladelord, dude, 357 00:18:03,319 --> 00:18:06,319 I'm going to throw, like, not overly hard, 358 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,639 but I'm going to toss him down on the way. 359 00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:12,359 I'm going to toss Steppen down. 360 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,839 All right, he is prone on the ground. 361 00:18:14,839 --> 00:18:19,799 And I'll move in to attack Mr. Bladelord. 362 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,839 So that's a 22. 363 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,480 That will hit. 364 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,799 16 slashing damage. 365 00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:32,919 You definitely get the feeling that not all of your efforts 366 00:18:32,919 --> 00:18:36,759 are being rewarded in this situation. 367 00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:42,000 I am going to put my axe away and draw out 368 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,519 my moist tongue longsword. 369 00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:50,519 And I'm going to say moist. 370 00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:53,160 And I'm going to stab at this guy some more. 371 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,039 He says, I welcome it. 372 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:56,799 So that's a 21. 373 00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:58,680 He's all, like, dried up and, like, corpse. 374 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,400 He probably wants a little hydration. 375 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,680 Who wouldn't in this situation? 376 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,359 It puts the lotion on the skin. 377 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:05,079 Anyone else. 378 00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:05,879 Any other person. 379 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:06,599 Anyone else. 380 00:19:06,599 --> 00:19:08,559 You should probably call it the moist maker. 381 00:19:08,559 --> 00:19:11,720 The moist maker. 382 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,119 A little owed to friends, but this is disgusting. 383 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,920 No, Ross is the worst. 384 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:19,480 Ross gets no love here. 385 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:26,519 16 slashing damage plus six cold damage. 386 00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:28,440 You feel like that did a little bit more to him. 387 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:33,279 OK, I'll go for a third attack as well with the moist tongue 388 00:19:33,279 --> 00:19:36,160 longsword. 389 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,360 Oh, that's a crit 19. 390 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,279 Yeah. 391 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:43,319 OK, so is it all of the dice are doubled, Russ? 392 00:19:43,319 --> 00:19:47,559 Yeah, dice are doubled, modifiers just single. 393 00:19:47,559 --> 00:19:52,039 OK, I'm going to do the D10 plus first for just 394 00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:53,159 the slashing damage. 395 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,399 And then I'll do the 4D6 separate for the cold damage. 396 00:19:56,399 --> 00:19:58,079 OK. 397 00:19:58,079 --> 00:20:00,359 OK, so that's 16 slash. 398 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:02,559 Mm-hmm. 399 00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:05,039 14 cold damage to go along with it. 400 00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:08,440 He's like, ah, yes. 401 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,159 I feel the. 402 00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:11,079 So cold. 403 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,200 So cold. 404 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,519 Oh, wait. 405 00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:17,399 I am already dead and already cold of heart. 406 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,519 It is Nergoth Bladelord's turn. 407 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:25,000 And he says, I welcome you, new friend. 408 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,320 And critically fails. 409 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,560 So he just greets him. 410 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,920 What happens to Nergoth Bladelord? 411 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:35,400 He throws his sword in the air, which is going to flourish. 412 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,080 Waves it around like he just don't care. 413 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,519 And it's like his armor slips. 414 00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:42,480 From the moisture. 415 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,400 From all that moisture. 416 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,840 And smacks himself in the back of the head 417 00:20:46,839 --> 00:20:48,119 from all that moisture. 418 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:49,279 He says, what? 419 00:20:49,279 --> 00:20:52,319 What vile-ness is this? 420 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:57,279 And strikes out again at Flint for the first one. 421 00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:59,439 That's going to be a 21. 422 00:20:59,439 --> 00:20:59,959 Oh, yeah. 423 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,240 Oh, yeah. 424 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:07,000 20 necrotic damage plus you got to make a constitution 425 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,079 save. 426 00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:09,279 It's very burly. 427 00:21:09,279 --> 00:21:10,839 That's a 19. 428 00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:13,159 Yeah, that's fine. 429 00:21:13,159 --> 00:21:14,639 And he strikes his. 430 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,920 So disappointed, Russ. 431 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,080 And he strikes again with the sword at Nularaaaa 432 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,960 as well, who is still within range. 433 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,320 That's a 19. 434 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,960 Yep, that'll do it. 435 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,200 So that's the nine. 436 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,840 Slashing damage does nothing. 437 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:35,240 But the 10 necrotic damage, it does. 438 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,680 Thea. 439 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:37,960 Uh-huh. 440 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,480 Your turn. 441 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:41,880 Yeah. 442 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,520 That's me. 443 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,920 Yeah. 444 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,000 I'm going to run up and kind of get 445 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:52,120 to the front of the pack here, bolster my dudes to the side. 446 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,480 I'm going to run up on them, bite them. 447 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,039 Not 20. 448 00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,120 I'm not even going to roll. 449 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,880 I'm not even going to roll my second one. 450 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,680 Who cares? 451 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,480 Maximum damage. 452 00:22:05,519 --> 00:22:16,559 That's 12, plus 10, 22, plus 4, 26 damage. 453 00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:19,960 Also, you must succeed on a strength saving throw 454 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,599 or be knocked prone. 455 00:22:22,599 --> 00:22:23,839 That's a 23. 456 00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:26,319 OK, yeah, whatever. 457 00:22:26,319 --> 00:22:28,400 You're not going to take the wind out of my sails. 458 00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:34,039 Hello there. 459 00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:36,480 We're not introducing ourselves anymore because people already 460 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,920 know who I am. 461 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,799 So hi, everybody. 462 00:22:39,799 --> 00:22:41,680 Welcome to the middle of the show. 463 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,039 Hi, you probably know who we all are, not just Russ. 464 00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:47,240 I don't know why he was like, I'm the DM, 465 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,960 so I'm pretty sure. 466 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,519 Carla's for sure waving right now. 467 00:22:51,519 --> 00:22:53,000 I waved. 468 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,240 I know that's why I waved. 469 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,240 Russ waved, and then I waved too. 470 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,799 So many waves. 471 00:22:57,799 --> 00:22:59,839 Thank you for joining us for episode 78 472 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:04,439 of Dumbgeons and Dragons, a show of good faith. 473 00:23:04,439 --> 00:23:07,839 And if you're liking what we're doing here on the show, 474 00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:11,279 which hopefully you are, seeing as we're on episode 78, 475 00:23:11,279 --> 00:23:14,959 join us on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumdragoncast, 476 00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:17,480 where you can join our lovely community of people 477 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,679 and get some sweet perks and rewards and stuff. 478 00:23:20,679 --> 00:23:24,879 Like for our $2 patrons, we sent you guys a holiday card. 479 00:23:24,879 --> 00:23:28,519 It's true, and you get a whole bunch of bonus content. 480 00:23:28,519 --> 00:23:31,200 It's different stories with different characters, 481 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,440 and Tom leading some of that, and different games, 482 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,559 and so that's fun. 483 00:23:37,559 --> 00:23:38,400 It's a lot of fun. 484 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,000 And we just had our monthly goog hang, 485 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,639 which was a blast. 486 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:44,480 Oh yeah. 487 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,759 Always such a fun time. 488 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,960 At that $2 tier, you get to join us in that, 489 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,319 once a month we hang out for an hour, 490 00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:54,319 we talk hot goss, and. 491 00:23:54,319 --> 00:23:56,440 And how right Amy is all the time. 492 00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:58,880 All the dang time. 493 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,559 How right everybody is except Russ, all the time. 494 00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:04,279 And it's just a great time. 495 00:24:04,279 --> 00:24:05,200 So you can go check that out, 496 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,880 Patreon.com slash dumdragoncast. 497 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,840 And if you're unable to do that, 498 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,799 because sometimes, we get it, it's a pledge, 499 00:24:14,799 --> 00:24:15,640 it's a monthly thing. 500 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,480 Totally. 501 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,480 We totally understand. 502 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,120 But there are other things that you can do 503 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,840 to help the show reach more ears, 504 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,680 and grow a little bit bigger, 505 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,360 and some of that includes writing reviews. 506 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,040 Like some of these lovely people 507 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:28,880 that we're gonna talk about right now, 508 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,400 and tell you how awesome they are, 509 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,000 for telling us that we're pretty great. 510 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,400 Let us tell you how awesome they are, 511 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,320 for telling us how awesome we are. 512 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,600 All right, this was a Facebook review 513 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,360 from a Brad Zimmerman. 514 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,520 He gave us five stars, which is awesome. 515 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,440 Thank you so much, Brad. 516 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,680 He says, I love the Dumb Dragon crew. 517 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,800 Great fun to listen to, 518 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,120 and just makes me want to play, play, play. 519 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,440 I think that's like the goal. 520 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,360 We want people to play, play, play. 521 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,200 Yeah, that's it. 522 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,040 Yeah. 523 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,240 Is this iTunes? 524 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,480 This is an iTunes one. 525 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,319 Ooh, this is an iTunes review. 526 00:24:57,319 --> 00:24:59,120 Apple podcast, Apple podcast. 527 00:24:59,120 --> 00:24:59,960 Get the branding right. 528 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:00,799 Gosh. 529 00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:01,640 Gosh. 530 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,519 It's like I don't know anything 531 00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:03,799 about that kind of stuff. 532 00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:08,799 This one is by skimborderoc from the USA, 533 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,720 and they say, PCs, NPCs, and DM 534 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,160 run headlong into adventure, 535 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,120 and drum up some of the funniest dialogue around. 536 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,160 Full story segments in every episode, 537 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,200 with minor out-of-character banter. 538 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,839 All of this makes for a great flow, 539 00:25:22,839 --> 00:25:24,279 and easy immersion. 540 00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:25,799 Accidentally homebrew rules 541 00:25:25,799 --> 00:25:27,720 keep things a little soft core, 542 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,759 as well as suited for non-rude Nazi types. 543 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,799 I'm assuming they're made up. 544 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:37,519 Non-rude Nazi, rule Nazi. 545 00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:38,839 But we don't want any rude Nazis either. 546 00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:40,240 I don't want rude Nazis either. 547 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,079 No, none of them either. 548 00:25:41,079 --> 00:25:41,920 Only those really nice ones. 549 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,480 Only polite Nazis, geez. 550 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,279 I'm gonna take a hard line, guys. 551 00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:47,119 No Nazis. 552 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:47,960 No Nazis. 553 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:48,799 Fair enough. 554 00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:49,639 I know, I said it. 555 00:25:49,639 --> 00:25:50,480 Okay, yep, yep. 556 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,799 So, best of all, 557 00:25:52,799 --> 00:25:54,759 no politics. 558 00:25:54,759 --> 00:25:57,759 Grandstanding in the middle of D&D fun. 559 00:25:57,759 --> 00:25:58,839 Yeah, we don't talk politics. 560 00:25:58,839 --> 00:26:00,919 Except right now when we say no Nazis. 561 00:26:00,919 --> 00:26:01,759 Yes. 562 00:26:01,759 --> 00:26:02,599 Not politics? 563 00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:03,419 I don't know. 564 00:26:03,419 --> 00:26:04,259 I guess, but. 565 00:26:04,259 --> 00:26:05,440 Yeah, they kind of set us up there. 566 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,279 Yeah. 567 00:26:06,279 --> 00:26:09,279 Sorry about that, skim border OC. 568 00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:10,279 It's all good. 569 00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:11,599 We won't get too far into it. 570 00:26:11,599 --> 00:26:13,039 And thank you. 571 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,159 My turn, it must be my turn. 572 00:26:14,159 --> 00:26:15,000 Is it my turn? 573 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:15,839 It's your turn. 574 00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:18,720 Okay, this is also from Apple Podcasts. 575 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,039 It is from Air Sick Jungle, 576 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:22,920 which I feel like needs like a sweet guitar lick 577 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,159 after that username. 578 00:26:24,159 --> 00:26:25,960 Russ, can you put that in in post or? 579 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,680 Nope, that's even better. 580 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,519 That's so much better. 581 00:26:28,519 --> 00:26:30,480 Please, don't put anything in it in post. 582 00:26:32,399 --> 00:26:34,680 They say, definitely binge worthy. 583 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,720 I'm a fairly new listener and I'm finally caught up 584 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,519 after about two months of solid binging the show. 585 00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:41,680 I love the chapters, but even more, 586 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,319 I love the group's dynamic. 587 00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:45,440 That's us, they like us, 588 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,079 cause we're friends. 589 00:26:47,079 --> 00:26:49,359 Because we pretend we're friends, at least. 590 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,440 We're not really friends when it's happening. 591 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,680 I'm not pretending. 592 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:57,680 I'm not this good at pretending. 593 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,280 That's true, that's true. 594 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,560 Oh, well, I guess we're friends. 595 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,480 We also want to give a pretty, pretty huge shout out 596 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,280 to at pod candy review on Twitter. 597 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,000 There isn't a day that goes by 598 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,280 that they don't share us to somebody 599 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,040 looking for podcast recommendations. 600 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:15,880 That's awesome. 601 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,680 So many times. 602 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,600 Sometimes it's like 10 times in a day. 603 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,920 So thank you. 604 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,759 Wow. 605 00:27:21,759 --> 00:27:22,600 Thank you so much. 606 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,440 No kidding. 607 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,279 Thank you so much. 608 00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:25,519 Thank you at pod candy review. 609 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,360 Geez, Louise. 610 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,880 And so if you would care to leave us a review, 611 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,880 we would really appreciate it 612 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,440 and we'd love you so, so very much. 613 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,880 Yeah, can't you just tell by the sounds of our voices 614 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,960 how just unbelievably smitten we are 615 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,200 for reading these things? 616 00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:43,360 We love it. 617 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,200 We love you. 618 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,120 We hope you are awesome for, 619 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,400 nope, that's not a good way to say that. 620 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,240 We hope you're awesome. 621 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,080 We hope you're awesome. 622 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,920 We hope you're doing awesome. 623 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,760 We know you're awesome. 624 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,240 We know you're awesome and hope you're doing awesome. 625 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,280 That's what I meant. 626 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,120 There you go. 627 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,680 See, this is why we're a team 628 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,000 because we pick up the slack 629 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,600 when I don't say things right. 630 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,360 So if you could do that, that would be super great. 631 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,160 Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Podchaser, 632 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,000 Podknife, Facebook. 633 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,840 Podbean. 634 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,880 I don't think they allow you reviews, 635 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,960 but if they do, go for it. 636 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,640 We'll find it and we'll read it because thank you. 637 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,840 Links for everything mentioned today 638 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,080 can be found in the description, 639 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,520 including the Dumbgeons and Dragons Discord 640 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,640 and the Reckless Play Guild Facebook group 641 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,200 where we have joined up 642 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,760 with the End of Time and Other Bothers, 643 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,320 Dark Dice and the Lucky Die 644 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,560 and we talk D&D and we talk the shows 645 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,240 and we have a grand old time over there too. 646 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,280 So you can come get to know us 647 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,280 and we can get to know you 648 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,840 and it's just a great time. 649 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,160 Over the past few episodes, 650 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,760 I don't know if you guys have noticed, 651 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,520 but we've also started making a bit of shift 652 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,200 in the music that we're using. 653 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:50,200 So a shout out to Scott Buckley, scottbuckley.com.au. 654 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,920 He makes amazing Creative Commons compositions. 655 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,480 Can say that five times fast. 656 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,080 Creative Commons compositions. 657 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,799 That's the one and a lot of them 658 00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:01,600 are perfectly tuned to the emotions 659 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,519 that we're just trying to just harp on 660 00:29:03,519 --> 00:29:05,759 in this last little bit of the arc here, 661 00:29:05,759 --> 00:29:07,559 just like pulling at those heartstrings 662 00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:10,640 and emotional highs and lows. 663 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,720 So go check him out at his website there. 664 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,720 Watch his Twitch streams and stuff 665 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,880 because he's awesome. 666 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,200 Next episode will be out next Wednesday, April 3rd, 667 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,520 but let's get back to this one and see what's going on. 668 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:23,520 Have a great week. 669 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,480 We'll talk soon. 670 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:29,480 You hear those Drake barks coming from behind you 671 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,040 and they have entered the tunnel. 672 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:43,040 Stefan sees them and begins running towards them 673 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,480 and past them. 674 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,560 Peace out motherfuckers, it is gone. 675 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,280 We all knew it was coming, so. 676 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,360 The four Drakes rush towards you 677 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,080 and each of them move to attack you. 678 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,720 Two on Flint, one on Nularaaaa, and one on Thea. 679 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,480 So we'll go Flint. Seems fair. 680 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,640 Two attacks. 681 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,080 One with its bite, one with its death. 682 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,680 That's a 13 and a nine. 683 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,520 The second one. 684 00:30:13,519 --> 00:30:18,119 17 and a natural 20 with its tail. 685 00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:19,480 Tail attack will hit. 686 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,400 Well, of course, because it's a nat 20, 687 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,839 so it would hit regardless, but. 688 00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:24,680 Yeah. 689 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,119 So that's 13 bludgeoning damage that you receive 690 00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:27,960 from that tail. 691 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,720 I will take 10 of that bludgeoning damage, thank you. 692 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,000 Thea. 693 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,839 Yeah. 694 00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:34,559 That's an 18. 695 00:30:34,559 --> 00:30:35,400 Yeah. 696 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,559 And a 23, 22. 697 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,160 Yeah. Yeah. 698 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,000 Seven piercing damage. 699 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,240 Ouch. 700 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:44,759 I growl. 701 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,200 Four bludgeoning damage. 702 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,039 Jesus. 703 00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:50,000 And Nularaaaa, neither of those would have hit you anyways. 704 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,240 So now there are three Drakes right behind you. 705 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,720 And we're back up to the top. 706 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,079 It's Nularaaaa. 707 00:30:58,079 --> 00:31:03,079 I am going to just attack again with Dragon Slayer. 708 00:31:04,559 --> 00:31:05,400 Oh my God. 709 00:31:06,799 --> 00:31:08,880 It's hard when you have such a small surface. 710 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,720 It's like, I didn't realize how aggressively I unrolled. 711 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,079 You need a little rolling box. 712 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:12,920 There you go. 713 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,440 Yeah, I do. 714 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,480 I should get something so it's a bit more contained. 715 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,519 That first attack is a 12. 716 00:31:18,519 --> 00:31:21,440 So probably not gonna do it. 717 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,120 Sorry, no, you're attacking Nergoth? 718 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:23,960 Yes. 719 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,080 Yeah, nope. 720 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,680 Okay, how about a 27? 721 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,880 That one worked better? 722 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,720 That one worked better. 723 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,320 What if you averaged both of them? 724 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:39,120 So that is 16 slashing six magic. 725 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,600 I'm gonna get Donnie to try and bite a Drake, I think. 726 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,440 Sure. 727 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,960 Rather than the fucking gross dead dude. 728 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:49,920 Oh yeah. 729 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,680 I put my mess on him, doesn't taste good. 730 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,840 Yeah, it seems like kind of grody. 731 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,440 He rolled a 10 that time, so not great. 732 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,520 How about a 21 though? 733 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,400 Yeah, 21 will hit. 734 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,120 Okay, so that is 11 damage on the Drake. 735 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,160 He takes a big chunk out of the back of this Drake. 736 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,560 Nergoth Blade Lord for his first one 737 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,440 moves to strike Nulara. 738 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,360 27. 739 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,400 I mean, yeah. 740 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,600 And a constitution saving throw 741 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,800 as you take your 20 necrotic damage. 742 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,640 Oh god. 743 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,200 Oh god, this guy's really getting me. 744 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,040 Not good. 745 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,480 Well, that's a seven. 746 00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:37,519 So not great. 747 00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:38,680 Not great, guys. 748 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:43,319 Your hit point maximum is reduced by 20. 749 00:32:43,319 --> 00:32:45,440 Oh no. 750 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,279 Rude. 751 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:53,680 His second attack goes towards Flint, 16. 752 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,759 His third action, he is disengaging 753 00:32:56,759 --> 00:33:01,759 and begins moving quickly back down the hall. 754 00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:03,920 Flint's turn. 755 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:04,759 Okay. 756 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,880 So he's moved about 30 feet down the hall there. 757 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,839 Flint. 758 00:33:09,839 --> 00:33:12,960 Doesn't seem like we're over like how, 759 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,440 can I roll a perception roll or anything 760 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,759 to see if he still looks okay? 761 00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:19,079 Certainly doesn't seem like we're hurting him much. 762 00:33:19,079 --> 00:33:20,400 Condition-wise? 763 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,640 You don't even need to roll a perception. 764 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:25,799 He's definitely taken a large amount of damage. 765 00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:30,720 There are serious signs of wear showing in his armor. 766 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,120 Roll an insight. 767 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:40,480 I mean, he could just be running 768 00:33:41,559 --> 00:33:42,880 cause he needs the cardio. 769 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:43,759 Okay. 770 00:33:43,759 --> 00:33:45,920 Dead guys often need cardio, it's true. 771 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:46,759 Rule one. 772 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,160 So you figured he's like 30 feet away, 35 feet. 773 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,559 What did you say? 774 00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:55,400 About 30. 775 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,680 So technically out of my reach of 25 then. 776 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,960 Oh yeah, you're slow. 777 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,799 Look at your little legs. 778 00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:04,640 He's not slow, he just has the time. 779 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,440 Little tiny legs. 780 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,160 Yeah, it puts him back at the tee 781 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,480 where you had turned left. 782 00:34:12,039 --> 00:34:17,039 But yeah, he's just outside of your quick walking range. 783 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,320 I mean, this is one of these times 784 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,880 where we let him go so we don't all die. 785 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:21,720 I mean, I don't know. 786 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:24,119 I feel like this guy's got some serious like mojo 787 00:34:24,119 --> 00:34:24,960 on his side. 788 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,960 So if we can, but if we are hurting him, 789 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:28,800 then it's, ah. 790 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,640 Ah. 791 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,560 I'm gonna put you on a timer in just a moment here. 792 00:34:38,039 --> 00:34:40,800 Just having to think here, don't worry about it. 793 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,600 You need a recap of the scene around you. 794 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,880 Okay, well as far as I remember, 795 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,480 there's the three drakes behind us. 796 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,680 This dude has moved. 797 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,840 There are four drakes behind you. 798 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,840 The dude has moved 30 feet away. 799 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,400 Stepping, you kind of see periphery, he has left. 800 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,160 He is no longer in sight. 801 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,000 Makes sense. 802 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,820 Cowards. 803 00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:01,660 Yeah. 804 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:04,039 All right, I'm gonna use one of my actions to dash. 805 00:35:04,039 --> 00:35:04,880 Okay. 806 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,240 And I'm gonna head back over him 807 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,960 and attack him just a whole bunch. 808 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,800 Okay. 809 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,280 Just a whole bunch. 810 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,200 Also, are we still doing healing searches? 811 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,440 Cause I would like to do one of those. 812 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,720 Yeah, you can do one in every one. 813 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,559 Excellent. 814 00:35:19,559 --> 00:35:22,240 I'm gonna do one right now as I'm heading over there. 815 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,320 Sweet, give me the 12 hit points. 816 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:30,440 Okay, so with my guest's second action, 817 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,600 cause I burned one dashing. 818 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,440 Yep. 819 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,600 I'm going to attack him. 820 00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:37,280 And that is a 21. 821 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:39,240 That will hit. 822 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:43,720 Okay, dealing up my moist long sword here. 823 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,559 27 damage. 824 00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:47,720 He's definitely really not looking good. 825 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,559 Okay, gonna hit him again. 826 00:35:49,559 --> 00:35:53,080 Hold on, you can keep that roll, whatever it was. 827 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,760 No, no, it's fine. 828 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,080 It was a 24 for attack, 829 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,760 but I don't want to do it if that was like, 830 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,600 if you're doing something. 831 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,720 Make a perception roll as you're swinging 832 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:04,920 this last attack here. 833 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:05,760 Okay. 834 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,800 That's a critical 19. 835 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:13,600 You hit him a real hard with this last one, 836 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,440 but then through your back swing, 837 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,600 you see coming down the hall towards you 838 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,640 a horde of zombies. 839 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:31,600 How far away from me are they? 840 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,720 20 feet. 841 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,800 Okay, as a little bonus action, 842 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,000 am I able to grab that finger bone 843 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,120 and break it in half? 844 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,400 Yeah. 845 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,320 Perfect, I'm going to do that 846 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,920 cause it casts protection from undead on me. 847 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,440 Yeah, perfect. 848 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,240 And I'm going to keep attacking this fucking guy. 849 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,880 Hold on, I have to make sure 850 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,920 that nothing specific happens when that happens. 851 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Way to remember the items that you have. 852 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,559 I'm very proud of you. 853 00:37:01,559 --> 00:37:03,280 Me too. 854 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,519 I'm like, I knew I had it, forgot it did. 855 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,280 Okay, so scroll protection from undead. 856 00:37:11,119 --> 00:37:12,360 You must know, 857 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,160 causing a five foot radius sphere around you 858 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,920 that moves with you for five minutes 859 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,360 or until dispelled. 860 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,800 To enter the sphere or target those 861 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,160 within an undead creature 862 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,559 must make a wisdom saving throw. 863 00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:32,440 On a fail, the creature cannot enter 864 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,519 or target those inside. 865 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:37,360 On a pass, the undead creature 866 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,960 is not subject to the effects. 867 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,360 So it's got to make a saving throw. 868 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,039 Maregoth Blade Lord is already within that 869 00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:47,640 because you did that. 870 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,800 But yeah, the other things coming towards you 871 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,760 will have to make a saving throw 872 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,640 in order to get at you. 873 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,600 Okay, all right. 874 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,280 But it doesn't turn them away, 875 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,120 which I thought it might be. 876 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,200 No, it does. 877 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,000 Yeah, whenever you move as to force an undead creature 878 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,160 into the sphere, it fails a save, 879 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,640 it's pushed back 15 feet. 880 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,200 Keep reading the spell, Russ. 881 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,080 You gotta read to the end. 882 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,040 So Maregoth Blade Lord, as you crack this thing, 883 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,280 wisdom saving throw, that's a 17. 884 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,640 So he passes. 885 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,320 So he is still within your sphere. 886 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,160 Perfect, because I wanna keep attacking him. 887 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,120 Exactly. 888 00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:22,559 That's exactly what I wanted. 889 00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:25,359 Okay, so that previous attack roll was a 24. 890 00:38:25,359 --> 00:38:26,199 That will hit. 891 00:38:26,199 --> 00:38:27,039 Okay. 892 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,960 25 damage. 893 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:35,960 Tell me what happens when you kill Maregoth Blade Lord. 894 00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:38,960 Killed original Greg. 895 00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:45,039 I'm assuming that I just completely put all my muscle 896 00:38:45,759 --> 00:38:47,759 into this last attack. 897 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,520 And as the moist long sword, like, 898 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,360 yeah, that's right, Amy. 899 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,360 I gotta keep saying it. 900 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,200 Thanks a lot, Ty. 901 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,200 Does it plunge into him? 902 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,520 No, it doesn't plunge into him. 903 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,840 As it touches him for the last time, 904 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,520 he just kinda crumples into nothingness. 905 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,640 Like there's still a husk, 906 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:11,640 but it's just kinda on the ground, kinda shriveled. 907 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,000 I like that. 908 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,440 Like an old leather bag. 909 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,360 Yeah. 910 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,280 Exactly, exactly like that. 911 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,120 I like that. 912 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,480 Okay. 913 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,320 Rose imagery happening all over. 914 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,280 That's perfect, I love it. 915 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,320 That's all you can do for your turn? 916 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,320 Well, I mean, I did have the option of an action surge, 917 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,400 but if I don't need to take it, 918 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,040 I'm not gonna take it, so. 919 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,080 I mean, the closest zombie is 25 feet from you. 920 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,280 You have just killed Maregoth Blade Lord. 921 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,760 I'm gonna let the zombies come to me 922 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,200 because I can do that because I've got that protection 923 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,400 and they need to pass the save to get to me, so. 924 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,160 Sure, sure, sure, sure. 925 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,000 Thea. 926 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,800 I'm gonna bite one. 927 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,200 They look juicy. 928 00:39:49,519 --> 00:39:52,440 I'm gonna re-roll, cause I have advantage. 929 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,880 It looks thick with two C's. 930 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,840 Yeah, it did. 931 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,080 Thick. 932 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:01,200 And that's a 17 plus six, 933 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,039 so I win. 934 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,240 23. 935 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,480 Game over, guys, Amy won. 936 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,320 Game over, I won. 937 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,160 Yeah, roll your damage. 938 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,080 That's it. 939 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,140 My damage is 2d6 plus four. 940 00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:15,240 I mean, I know we can write the story as we go, 941 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,200 but I didn't think we could just say I win. 942 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,320 Would have been such a short podcast. 943 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,200 Seven, and he has to have a DC, 944 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,520 no, a strength saving throw. 945 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,360 Nope. 946 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,360 Yeah, he's prone, motherfucker. 947 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,160 You bite into this drink. 948 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,440 I'm taking a bite out of crime. 949 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,560 And knock it to the ground, 950 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,680 which is a very difficult process for you, 951 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,040 but you managed to do it. 952 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,880 The sound of the jacquorn fades 953 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:48,880 and you hear the rising groaning yells 954 00:40:49,039 --> 00:40:51,440 of the oncoming zombie horde 955 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,440 as it rounds the corner near Flint. 956 00:40:55,440 --> 00:41:00,360 From behind you, you hear down the hall calls 957 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,800 from humanoid or human creatures 958 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,280 as they move in to fully surround you 959 00:41:09,119 --> 00:41:13,400 in the volcanic halls of the Well of Dragons. 960 00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:28,700 Sometimes the 961 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,260 Some of the music in today's episode is by 962 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:34,360 Kavin MacLeod of encompetech.filmmusic.io 963 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,160 and Scott Buckley at scottbuckley.com.au. 964 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,180 Sound effects can be found at boomlibrary.com 965 00:41:41,180 --> 00:41:43,599 and at sirenscape.com. 966 00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:45,000 Donnie doesn't know about rhymes. 967 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,960 Yeah, he's not a great rhymer. 968 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:47,799 No. 969 00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:52,599 And I have seen many people try to wield 970 00:41:53,559 --> 00:41:55,199 Dagger McFuckface. 971 00:41:55,199 --> 00:41:56,519 You didn't say Dagger McFuckface. 972 00:41:56,519 --> 00:41:57,360 No. 973 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,199 No, but he has been referring to it as that. 974 00:41:58,199 --> 00:41:59,559 That'd be really great though, 975 00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:02,480 if you could force him to say that. 976 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,839 I've needed you to kill Stefan this whole time. 977 00:42:05,839 --> 00:42:07,639 It has led to this moment. 978 00:42:07,639 --> 00:42:09,719 Stefan is my nemesis. 979 00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,360 Stefan is the key to the whole dagger thing. 980 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,239 McFuckface and Moonbrook, limited. 981 00:42:19,159 --> 00:42:20,880 And when you said Minion the first thing, 982 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,599 I was like, banana. 983 00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:24,079 Banana. 984 00:42:24,079 --> 00:42:25,960 So I'm starting to feel like he's making, 985 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,719 he's talking some good sense. 986 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:28,559 Yeah. 987 00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:30,880 Great, great, great, great, great, great, great. 988 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,039 I love this game. 989 00:42:32,039 --> 00:42:35,599 I was like, I only like this game 990 00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:38,119 when everything matches my own personal ideology. 991 00:42:38,119 --> 00:42:38,960 Exactly. 992 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,799 Because it doesn't make me be evil. 993 00:42:39,799 --> 00:42:40,799 I do, I don't like it. 994 00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:42,639 Your friends, your friends. 995 00:42:42,639 --> 00:42:43,480 I was gonna say, did you hear this? 996 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,280 I haven't heard it yet. 997 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,440 Exactly. 998 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,400 Dot, dot, dot. 999 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,240 Dot, dot, dot. 1000 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,800 You two aren't there, shut up. 1001 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,199 Sorry, we miss our time to shine. 1002 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,480 That's, that's, that's Nergoth, Nergoth. 1003 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,320 Greg. 1004 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,360 I can't, that's Greg. 1005 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,440 Greg. 1006 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:07,639 That's, that's Nergoth, fuck. 1007 00:43:07,639 --> 00:43:09,199 Nergoth, Blade Lord. 1008 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,360 Nergoth, Blade Lord, for his first one, 1009 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:17,680 disengages and steps, nope, not for his first one, 1010 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,560 that one, dumb. 1011 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:20,720 Dumb, Russ. 1012 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,280 Rewind. 1013 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,200 It's my turn. 1014 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,320 You don't see it as obvious yet. 1015 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,760 I don't know why I turned this way 1016 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,040 and then spoke to the rest of the room. 1017 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:29,880 My turn. 1018 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:30,720 We have an audience here. 1019 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,160 The microphone is right there. 1020 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,200 It's my turn. 1021 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,800 Is that how we're starting our turns now? 1022 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,640 I really like this. 1023 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,480 It's my turn. 1024 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,080 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.